EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
SammyClassicSonicFan vs CHRIS CHAN!
Sammy: Alright guys, I have a few things to say
I’m the biggest Sonic fan and he’s just a big gay.
I’ve played all the games from the classics to 06
while he draws dumb recolors who are stupid fricks!
I’ve got the power of Sonic, Mario, and even Pac-Man
cause guess what you frick?
I’m the greatest Classic Sonic Fan!
CWC: Now listen here yall cause it’s not uh…your call
to say who’s gay, I’m STRAIGHT and Sonichu isn’t dumb, he’s great!
Don’t pester me with your slanderous lies and your 14 year old disguise
you’re nothing but a small kid and the kind I uh…despise!
So if you’re thinking of giving me uh…stress on my sweetheart search then stop!
Or I’ll take you down like a little jerkop!
Sammy: Go shove your fricking medallion up your butt
You waddle around like Jabba the Hutt!
After like 15 girls that turned out to be trolls from ED
You’ve finally turned yourself into a girl and look even more creepy!
Face it Chris, you’re raps are as bland as your recolor Bionic
while I can take you down fast….LIKE SONIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CWC: You trolling stupid kid all you’ve done is been mean
So It’s time to use my uh…best weapon. Sonichu, go out and zap to the extreme!
Sonichu: I will, thank you father but why should I even bother
This kid will end up as nothing more than trolling fodder.
I’m quick, I zap, I will beat the living s*** out of you
with my friends punchy, Angelica, Magi-Chan, and my heartsweet Rosechu!
Not even the forces of Clyde Cash could beat me
So just try to catch up, you run slower than Robbie Sonee!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I want to “spend time” with my wife and it’s getting quite late
so I’ll leave you with this: Stop trolling Chris and STAY STRAIGHT!
Who won? Who’s next? You decide!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTOOOOOOOOOORY!!!!!!
Battle of the Century people